The Shopkeeper from the Brightvale Motery

Friends of Porux gather to help him plan his attack against the Pant Devil.

Elaine

Elaine brings a nice cool pitcher of lemonade to the GoGoGo players on the Tyrannian Plateau. Thank you, Elaine!

Neopian Economy

A Neopian Stamp with pictures of coveted Jelly Pop

Things are tough all over! I went from having a cool 33,000 Neobucks (That's about 333,333,333 Quatloos) to having just 6000 Neobucks (about 66,666 Quatloos.) And it was all for just feeding myself! But I don't eat like a Porcine, I only eat until I'm satiated most of the time.

See the pretty stamp? I don't know how long it's been since I was able to find a good Jelly Pop!

For anyone who might care, I turn 1 Neopian year old in a month. I think that's something like 100 of your Earth years and 666 Netherworld minutes. I hope I will get a nice Salmon Cake for my birthday!

Maybe Soggy will make me one of his famous Spam cakes. I think I'd like that too!

Gallery Update

Have you ever visited my gallery? Whether you have or you haven't, I have a lot of new things. My pets, like my Wootle, all live there with my caretaker, Kuddles. So walk this way and take a look at some really wonderful things!!

Helpful Site

Here is a site with tips for some of the games on Neopets. It may be helpful to you. I'm going to try some of the tips for Snowmuncher, which I play a lot...too much, probably!

New Pet

Albus

This is my new pet, Albus the Allbat. He is named for Albus Dumbledore, the great wizard. The two big gold "eyes" that you see aren't his real eyes. They are there to ward off predators. I actually don't know where his real eyes are. I always wonder what he's really looking at.

A Quatloo For My Thoughts

I decided to try my luck. I went to King Hagan's castle in Meridell and told him:

"One should never assume that jealousy is comparable to the charm of a flock of adventurous Babaa."

He replied:

"I'm not dense, young-un, I already knew that."

But he gave me 63 Quatloos for my efforts.

You all can feel free to tip me for my wisdom too!