Neopian Economy

A Neopian Stamp with pictures of coveted Jelly Pop

Things are tough all over! I went from having a cool 33,000 Neobucks (That's about 333,333,333 Quatloos) to having just 6000 Neobucks (about 66,666 Quatloos.) And it was all for just feeding myself! But I don't eat like a Porcine, I only eat until I'm satiated most of the time.

See the pretty stamp? I don't know how long it's been since I was able to find a good Jelly Pop!

For anyone who might care, I turn 1 Neopian year old in a month. I think that's something like 100 of your Earth years and 666 Netherworld minutes. I hope I will get a nice Salmon Cake for my birthday!

Maybe Soggy will make me one of his famous Spam cakes. I think I'd like that too!

Gallery Update

Have you ever visited my gallery? Whether you have or you haven't, I have a lot of new things. My pets, like my Wootle, all live there with my caretaker, Kuddles. So walk this way and take a look at some really wonderful things!!

Helpful Site

Here is a site with tips for some of the games on Neopets. It may be helpful to you. I'm going to try some of the tips for Snowmuncher, which I play a lot...too much, probably!

New Pet

Albus

This is my new pet, Albus the Allbat. He is named for Albus Dumbledore, the great wizard. The two big gold "eyes" that you see aren't his real eyes. They are there to ward off predators. I actually don't know where his real eyes are. I always wonder what he's really looking at.

A Quatloo For My Thoughts

I decided to try my luck. I went to King Hagan's castle in Meridell and told him:

"One should never assume that jealousy is comparable to the charm of a flock of adventurous Babaa."

He replied:

"I'm not dense, young-un, I already knew that."

But he gave me 63 Quatloos for my efforts.

You all can feel free to tip me for my wisdom too!

Porux On Vacation

While my friend the Cheesemeister goes with her son for his college orientation, I'll be staying in the Mountain Lodge for 5 days. I bet there will be good times!

Porux Nabbed By Tax Beast

The Tax Beast Nabs Porux' Loot

Can you even believe it? I was just sitting there minding my own business, playing a good old game of GoGoGo with my pals Sabre-X, Graarg, and Ugaroo, when up hops this little furry green thing and growls at all of us that we need to pay taxes on our winnings! We were in a really bad mood for a few minutes, but nothing perks a Kat up like a nice giant pterasaur egg omelet with some sausage and pepperoni and a delicious cactus leaf, followed by some spicy Queela punch. We were happy again in no time. Good food, good company and a good game of cards can do that. But I'm still keeping my eye out for that little furry green tax thing. It seemed to be headed for the Netherworld.

Unimpressive Wisdom

My wisdom just isn't enough to impress King Hagan these days. Why just today I told him that "I believe that bravery is comparable to the appeal of a flock of acrobatic Alkenore," and he said I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Which is what he said last time too! Dash it all! But I'm sure you'll agree with me on this one.

New Pet

This is my beautiful new pet Tomamu. He lives in my bird sanctuary at my home. If you bring him some fish for a treat, he will be your friend too!

New Pet

This is my pet Gikerot, Ipnib.

My Alpine Animals Sanctuary

I just built an Alpine Life Sanctuary on my property! I am very excited about this. I saved up 30,000 Neopoints from work and "Play" and now my Alpine friends have a place to stay!

Just a note for humans. Gambling in your world isn't nearly as lucrative or fun as it is in mine. In my world I enter games for free and win Neopoints, or I pay 50 Neopoints to get dealt in at GoGoGo, and usually I win a minimum of 150 back. Gambling in your world kinda sucks unless you really set limits for yourself and do it just for fun sometimes. I wouldn't like to do it there. But in my world it rules, and I'm off to the Tyrannian plateau to hopefully stop Uggsul from being first out--AGAIN! She's way too good!

Uggsul, Queen of GoGoGo

From Neopets World

Sale!

My shopkeeper Zjinn finally foisted this Tongue Wrap on some needy soul on a quest. I'm soooo glad! It was really grossing me out! I made 3500 Neopoints from it.

Here is Zjinn. He is a great...whatever he is, and a master salesman. Folks just can't say no to him!

Coolness

Check out my groovy new background!

Porux Gallery

Here is a galley featuring Porux' toys and plushies.

The Wisdom of Porux

Well darn! I tried to impress King Hagan with my wisdom when I said "A wise friend once told me that there's nothing quite like the allure or a Quiguki Anubis."

And he said "I'm not dense, young-un, I already knew that."

No tip for me today!

But at least he didn't make me carry other people's bags.

My Home

As you approach the shores of Mystery Island, you will see many natives costumed in this fashion dancing in greeting for their visitors. They will be happy to take you on a Tiki Tour of the island for only 50 NP.

You will see this sign when you disembark on Mystery Island.

Here is a t-shirt that you can get to let everyone know where you've been!

It's a nice place to visit--and I did want to live here! So I'm building my home here. But I have to pay the construction bills. So I'd best play some cards now with my pals on the Tyrannian Plateau. I finally beat level 4. I think that the challengers this time will be Sargug, Uggsul and Sabre-X. It's always a blast! Some folks think I gamble too much, but when you're blessed with the Golden Touch, it's a crime not to use it!

See you next time!

*Porux*

A Place for Porux

Porux is my Neopet. I sometimes think of little stories while playing with him.

In the Netherworld Mythology (a rather more adult series of short stories--I intend to keep these tales PG, but who knows what will happen) Porux is a maintenance technician at the infamous Netherworld Hotel, where most of my characters live. He had been working at Space Station Yquz, orbiting the planet Ehthiz 16 when Death Cheese (the Universe's loudest and not particularly talented band) discovered him and hired him away. His function was to combat evil space dustballs which tried to invade the station, and general cleanup tasks.

Porux loves to gamble and is actually pretty good at it. He loves playing GoGoGo on the Tyrannian Plateau with the friends he has made there. Tonight his luck hasn't been as good ("I've been SHRONKED!" his cries have echoed across the plateau several times) but he's still come away ahead of the game. He's about to go another round against Plesio, Sargug and Uggsul.

Porux also enjoys the Tyrannian game of Destructo-Match II and enjoys playing the living board game, Race to Sekhmet. Other favorites include Sutek's Tomb and Snow Muncher. Sometimes he helps the mad scientist in the haunted wood with his chemical formulas.

I'm not sure how often I will update this area, but it seemed like time to give Porux his own place.