Porux Nabbed By Tax Beast

The Tax Beast Nabs Porux' Loot

Can you even believe it? I was just sitting there minding my own business, playing a good old game of GoGoGo with my pals Sabre-X, Graarg, and Ugaroo, when up hops this little furry green thing and growls at all of us that we need to pay taxes on our winnings! We were in a really bad mood for a few minutes, but nothing perks a Kat up like a nice giant pterasaur egg omelet with some sausage and pepperoni and a delicious cactus leaf, followed by some spicy Queela punch. We were happy again in no time. Good food, good company and a good game of cards can do that. But I'm still keeping my eye out for that little furry green tax thing. It seemed to be headed for the Netherworld.

My Alpine Animals Sanctuary

I just built an Alpine Life Sanctuary on my property! I am very excited about this. I saved up 30,000 Neopoints from work and "Play" and now my Alpine friends have a place to stay!

Just a note for humans. Gambling in your world isn't nearly as lucrative or fun as it is in mine. In my world I enter games for free and win Neopoints, or I pay 50 Neopoints to get dealt in at GoGoGo, and usually I win a minimum of 150 back. Gambling in your world kinda sucks unless you really set limits for yourself and do it just for fun sometimes. I wouldn't like to do it there. But in my world it rules, and I'm off to the Tyrannian plateau to hopefully stop Uggsul from being first out--AGAIN! She's way too good!

Uggsul, Queen of GoGoGo

From Neopets World

A Place for Porux

Porux is my Neopet. I sometimes think of little stories while playing with him.

In the Netherworld Mythology (a rather more adult series of short stories--I intend to keep these tales PG, but who knows what will happen) Porux is a maintenance technician at the infamous Netherworld Hotel, where most of my characters live. He had been working at Space Station Yquz, orbiting the planet Ehthiz 16 when Death Cheese (the Universe's loudest and not particularly talented band) discovered him and hired him away. His function was to combat evil space dustballs which tried to invade the station, and general cleanup tasks.

Porux loves to gamble and is actually pretty good at it. He loves playing GoGoGo on the Tyrannian Plateau with the friends he has made there. Tonight his luck hasn't been as good ("I've been SHRONKED!" his cries have echoed across the plateau several times) but he's still come away ahead of the game. He's about to go another round against Plesio, Sargug and Uggsul.

Porux also enjoys the Tyrannian game of Destructo-Match II and enjoys playing the living board game, Race to Sekhmet. Other favorites include Sutek's Tomb and Snow Muncher. Sometimes he helps the mad scientist in the haunted wood with his chemical formulas.

I'm not sure how often I will update this area, but it seemed like time to give Porux his own place.