Porux Nabbed By Tax Beast

The Tax Beast Nabs Porux' Loot

Can you even believe it? I was just sitting there minding my own business, playing a good old game of GoGoGo with my pals Sabre-X, Graarg, and Ugaroo, when up hops this little furry green thing and growls at all of us that we need to pay taxes on our winnings! We were in a really bad mood for a few minutes, but nothing perks a Kat up like a nice giant pterasaur egg omelet with some sausage and pepperoni and a delicious cactus leaf, followed by some spicy Queela punch. We were happy again in no time. Good food, good company and a good game of cards can do that. But I'm still keeping my eye out for that little furry green tax thing. It seemed to be headed for the Netherworld.

Unimpressive Wisdom

My wisdom just isn't enough to impress King Hagan these days. Why just today I told him that "I believe that bravery is comparable to the appeal of a flock of acrobatic Alkenore," and he said I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Which is what he said last time too! Dash it all! But I'm sure you'll agree with me on this one.

New Pet

This is my beautiful new pet Tomamu. He lives in my bird sanctuary at my home. If you bring him some fish for a treat, he will be your friend too!

New Pet

This is my pet Gikerot, Ipnib.

My Alpine Animals Sanctuary

I just built an Alpine Life Sanctuary on my property! I am very excited about this. I saved up 30,000 Neopoints from work and "Play" and now my Alpine friends have a place to stay!

Just a note for humans. Gambling in your world isn't nearly as lucrative or fun as it is in mine. In my world I enter games for free and win Neopoints, or I pay 50 Neopoints to get dealt in at GoGoGo, and usually I win a minimum of 150 back. Gambling in your world kinda sucks unless you really set limits for yourself and do it just for fun sometimes. I wouldn't like to do it there. But in my world it rules, and I'm off to the Tyrannian plateau to hopefully stop Uggsul from being first out--AGAIN! She's way too good!

Uggsul, Queen of GoGoGo

From Neopets World

Sale!

My shopkeeper Zjinn finally foisted this Tongue Wrap on some needy soul on a quest. I'm soooo glad! It was really grossing me out! I made 3500 Neopoints from it.

Here is Zjinn. He is a great...whatever he is, and a master salesman. Folks just can't say no to him!

Coolness

Check out my groovy new background!