Neopian Economy

A Neopian Stamp with pictures of coveted Jelly Pop

Things are tough all over! I went from having a cool 33,000 Neobucks (That's about 333,333,333 Quatloos) to having just 6000 Neobucks (about 66,666 Quatloos.) And it was all for just feeding myself! But I don't eat like a Porcine, I only eat until I'm satiated most of the time.

See the pretty stamp? I don't know how long it's been since I was able to find a good Jelly Pop!

For anyone who might care, I turn 1 Neopian year old in a month. I think that's something like 100 of your Earth years and 666 Netherworld minutes. I hope I will get a nice Salmon Cake for my birthday!

Maybe Soggy will make me one of his famous Spam cakes. I think I'd like that too!

Gallery Update

Have you ever visited my gallery? Whether you have or you haven't, I have a lot of new things. My pets, like my Wootle, all live there with my caretaker, Kuddles. So walk this way and take a look at some really wonderful things!!

Helpful Site

Here is a site with tips for some of the games on Neopets. It may be helpful to you. I'm going to try some of the tips for Snowmuncher, which I play a lot...too much, probably!

New Pet

Albus

This is my new pet, Albus the Allbat. He is named for Albus Dumbledore, the great wizard. The two big gold "eyes" that you see aren't his real eyes. They are there to ward off predators. I actually don't know where his real eyes are. I always wonder what he's really looking at.

A Quatloo For My Thoughts

I decided to try my luck. I went to King Hagan's castle in Meridell and told him:

"One should never assume that jealousy is comparable to the charm of a flock of adventurous Babaa."

He replied:

"I'm not dense, young-un, I already knew that."

But he gave me 63 Quatloos for my efforts.

You all can feel free to tip me for my wisdom too!

Porux On Vacation

While my friend the Cheesemeister goes with her son for his college orientation, I'll be staying in the Mountain Lodge for 5 days. I bet there will be good times!

Porux Nabbed By Tax Beast

The Tax Beast Nabs Porux' Loot

Can you even believe it? I was just sitting there minding my own business, playing a good old game of GoGoGo with my pals Sabre-X, Graarg, and Ugaroo, when up hops this little furry green thing and growls at all of us that we need to pay taxes on our winnings! We were in a really bad mood for a few minutes, but nothing perks a Kat up like a nice giant pterasaur egg omelet with some sausage and pepperoni and a delicious cactus leaf, followed by some spicy Queela punch. We were happy again in no time. Good food, good company and a good game of cards can do that. But I'm still keeping my eye out for that little furry green tax thing. It seemed to be headed for the Netherworld.